Friday, January 27, 2012

Watch This "You Fox Face"


On January 18, 2012 late night was at its finest because the legendary Bill Cosby and actor, Anthony Mackie were on. Bill was promoting his new book but the interview was full of him retelling stories of his past and Jimmy or should I say "Jim" (if you watch this episode you'll know why), trying to keep Cosby from walking off the show! Once Cosby was done running the show (again if you watch the episode you'll know what I'm talking about), "Man On The Ledge" actor, Anthony Mackie came on and made the show even funnier!

This is a MUST watch show! If you don't laugh during all of it then there something is wrong with you!!

My fav Anthony Mackie quote..."I make movies that have a title that tells what the movies about. This is a recession, I don't want to make people think."

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Must See Video!

I recently discovered, along with 3 milllion other people, this amazing video of a sexy groom dancing for his bride to Justin Bieber's baby! This groom has moves!! I wish I was the bride!! *Hint hint future husband*

Live From New York, A Talented Wizard and A Not So Talented Singer

This past Saturday Daniel Radcliffe hosted Saturday Night Live. I was impressed with him! I've only seen one Harry Potter Movie (not by choice) so I'm not familiar with his work but he is a good actor from what I saw Saturday. His monologue wasn't too bad. He got some laughs when he made fun of adult Harry Potter fans and when Bobby Moynihan, as his classic Snooki and Bill Hader, as the Situation with some hot fake abs, staged a "Jersey Shore Hogwarts".


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Sudeikis' Ricky Gervais was spot on!! I had no clue that Ricky actually drinks during his Golden Globes hosting gigs!!


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OMG Target Lady came back!!! Such a classic!! Wigg makes me laugh everytime. Prob will be the last time they do this skit though :'(


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The "You Can Do Anything Sketch" basically mocked the young digital era. This LMAO sketch was one of the top sketches of the night.


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The Hogwarts Castle 2020 sketch was filled with Harry Potter characters in the year 2020. Paul Brittan's Malfoy was golden along with Hader's Rickman.


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Ok two words about Lana Del Rey's perfomance....SHE SUCKED!! I totally agree with the critics. Along with her shitty voice, she had some weird moments with her hands, i.e., touching her hair and stroking her hips. Both perfomances were terrible. I muted it, that's how bad she was. People who say that she was good need to go to the nearest "Hear Again" and get their ears tested IMMEDIATELY!

Friday, January 13, 2012

Be Prepared Mother Fu…..for…Tickle Me Slutty, Wahlburgers, and Robin Thicke


The Wednesday January 11th 2012 episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon was amazing!!! Best episode of January so far! First up was the Celebrity Whispers, which I always enjoy. You can say it’s stupid but I know deep down in your solemn soul that you love it. Best part of it was Michelle Obama and that lady.



The shout outs were my favorite part of the show. Jimmy always starts this segment out by giving a shout out and then random people follow (members of The Roots and writers of the show). Questlove (I know it’s spelt ?uestlove but whatever) started out promoting himself which was lame but they picked up with Kamal’s shout out to jalapeno peppers (peppers, hot sauce, move out of his way, bitches!) and my fav shout out which was to girl scout cookies!!! I’ve been a girl scout for over ten years so this made me laugh soooo hard!!! I so want to make a parody of it!!! They are delicious ass cookies that we got to sell so that we don’t grow up to be like Snooki! (The last line was great and made it into the title of this post…but “be prepared” is a boy scouts thing!!) The shout out to nuts was funny (that guy warms up the audience before the show…when my mom and I went he was hysterical!). Tariq’s shout out was nothing new (he always makes food and wears that wig (I always wonder how he puts it on when he’s preparing the food…I guess someone else does it) and the Tebow shout out was dumb but the segment ended well with the shout out to celebrity relationships (I could’ve done without so many “maaaans” though!) My fav was Zooey’s! Oh and I bet you will get that song stuck in your head....”You plus me equals looooove!”
Rosie O’Donnell’s interview was good! Gotta love the Did!! I couldn’t stop laughing during their catch phrase game!! Jimmy’s competitiveness mixed with Rosie’s craziness mixed with Paige’s screw up equals a good time! “Tickle Me Slutty!” “When we celebrate we might throw our um in the air….BRAS!” “Cold as a cucumber”  “I’m probably the most uncool guy, idiot!” “She thought I wore panties!” “Donald Trump!”
Wow , three things I never knew….Mark Wahlberg was in prison, The New Kids On The Block played in 2 prisons, and Donnie Walberg is in Blue Bloods. Anyways, I really want to eat a Walburger!!! YUMMMMMMMM! And I gotta say, smart Donnie….no mayo on the Wahlburger!! (For those of you who aren’t Falpals, Jimmy hates mayonnaise cause it reminds him of pus). If you ever go to Wahlburger’s say, “I’ll have a Junior Jail Burger please…with government cheese!”


Monday, January 9, 2012

Live From New York, A Predicted Disappointment


Even though there has been numerous bad episodes of Saturday Night Live, I seem to find myself sitting in front of my tv at 11:30 p.m. every Saturday night. 

There's not one host and episode that can live up to the nostalgic show Jimmy Fallon put on on December 17, 2011 (besides Justin Timberlake). When they first announced that Charles Barkley was going to host the first SNL episode of 2012, I knew that it was going to be disappointing. I don't understand why the producers of SNL think that Charles Barkley is such a good host. I know the players and hosts read off of cue cards but most don't make it obvious. He stares at them!! I noticed it even in the promos. Really, you can't memorize "Hi I'm Charles Barkley and I'm hosting SNL this week with musical guest Kelly Clarkson"? Really?

Here are the highlights from this episode......

From the TNT sketch:

  • Kenan Thompson's impression of Charles Barkley
  • "I'd rather be watching Free Willy 2 than Kazaam 1"
  • When Bill Hader broke up Kenan Thompson and Jay Pharoah when he said "We're all black friends!"
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From Bowl Names:

All of it! I swear Bill Hader's Stefon came up with all of the names!

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From The Charles Barkely Post-Game Translator app sketch:

All of it! Even though it was just a way to make fun of all of the non-answers from coaches and athletes it was still funny.

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Kelly Clarkson sang Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) and Mr. Know It All. Both were excellent performances. She's good live!